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LAST FREE ITEM - A WHOLE CRATE OF GOODIES - FREE - PLEASE READ RULES

LAST FREE ITEM - A WHOLE CRATE OF GOODIES - FREE - PLEASE READ RULES

RIGHT! READ THE RULES BEFORE YOU BID!!!!!

THE RULES:

1 - This item must be collected or collection arrange - We will not arrange it.
2 - Yourconfirmation email does not mean you have won, it logs the time of your order and adds you to the list. We will contact all winners and losers
3 - This item must be collected by sunday at 6 o'clock or we give it to the first person who can collect on monday. If you can't do this then do not enter.
4 - Again we will contact winners and losers - DO NOT PHONE US!!!
5 - Do not email or phone us asking us what is in it.
6 - You must also take the crate
7 - Crate was badly made and very badly taken apart by Laurence, so a responsible adult must be present on collection. It has sharp bits.
8 - Have a nice day
9 - Have fun
10 - Don't take life to seriously

THE ITEM:

This whole crate of stuff and the crate. You lucky people.

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TODAYS FREEBEE - Jamie Reid - PLEASE READ RULES FIRST

TODAYS FREEBEE - Jamie Reid - PLEASE READ RULES FIRST

THE RULES:
THIS ITEM MUST BE COLLECTED! DO NOT BID IF YOU CANNOT COLLECT IN PERSON OR HAVE SOMEONE DO IT FOR YOU! WE WILL NOT ORGANISE COLLECTION AS WE ARE CRAZY BUSY. Your order confirmation doesn't mean you have won, it just means you have entered and the time of your order will result in these being awarded in a first come first serve basis until they are gone. We will contact both winners and losers in due course. So please don't call us saying you have won until you get an email. It is not perfect but it is free.

THE ITEM:
It's Jamie Reid, it's framed and clever.
It's big, it's free and it's 'Fuck for Ever'
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Juju with Skull - Pinhole Photograph

Juju with Skull - Pinhole Photograph

£50.00

Original pinhole photograph taken by the artist, 7.5cm x 7.5cm (approximately).

This image is going to be the front cover of the new Chatham Singers album.
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NOT BANKSY collection

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IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN AGAIN !!

We really dont know what to say this time.... It seems that there's still some confusion as to whether Banksy is really involved in this shoddy attention seeking stunt and desperate attempt to cash-in on such a fine talent.

However, the STOT21stCplanB chaps insist that Banksy has nothing to do with this and that it really is their very own idea devised to annoy people who admire the great master... and/or give them something to chuckle about.

So... to make it quite clear that these are by NOT BANKSY and NOT by BANKSY, the new stencil works come with original fake Pest Control Certificates of Authenticity declaring them to be authentic NOT BANKSY artworks and are NOT by BANKSY at all.

A Masterpiece of Detournement in Our Spectacular Society No.2A Masterpiece of Detournement in Our Spectacular Society No.2 Ref: NBZZZ
Just to show we're down with y'all here's another rat for those who missed out last time... And even though there's more work involved in this one we're keepin' it real and the price the same. Peace & Love man.... Here's the dirt.

Yo... 19 inches by 19 inches on real cardboard and authentic urban grime. Check it!

Spray stencil in black and white with hand rolled original real emulsion in an edition so mother f**kin blah blah blah... D'ya get me?

Edition of 100 signed and numbered on the back by the real artists and come's with a Fake Pest Control Certificate of Authenticity certifying it as an authentic NOT BANKSY.

Price: £45.00





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A Masterpiece of Detournement in Our Spectacular Society No. 3 A Masterpiece of Detournement in Our Spectacular Society No. 3 Ref: NB$$$
A masterful critique or just regurgitating the same old shit? Daylight robbery or liberation? A fake Banksy or a real NOT BANKSY???

Our heads now hurt and we want to go home.

Spray paint and pompous poster on cardboard. 19" x 19" Edition of 100 signed and numbered by the real artists on the back. Come's with a Fake Pest Control Certificate of Authenticity certifying it as an authentic NOT BANKSY.


Price: £45.00





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A Masterpiece of Detournement in Our Spectacular Society No.1
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A Masterpiece of Detournement in Our Spectacular Society No.1

Ref: NB033


Price: £45.00


Yo... 19 inches by 17 inches on real cardboard and authentic urban grime. Check it!

Spray stencil in black and white in an edition so mother f**kin massive there ain't enough noughts for it. The first 100 are for sale as this limited edition and the rest will be given for free come the revolution. Dig it!

Signed and numbered on the back by the real artists and come's with a Fake Pest Control Certificate of Authenticity certifying it as an authentic NOT BANKSY.

One Sheep One Voice - by NOT BAAA-NKSY
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One Sheep One Voice - by NOT BAAA-NKSY

Ref: NB006


Price: £35.00


14" x 10"s of hardcore in ya face rural art. Spray paint on pound shop canvas. Edition of 3 million numbered copies of which only 30 were ever completed. A perfect Christmas present for any of your crew. Get down with it.

Signed and numbered on the back by the real artists and come's with a Fake Pest Control Certificate of Authenticity certifying it as an authentic NOT BANKSY.


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Tesco's Finest C*ntry SoupTesco's Finest C*ntry Soup Ref: NB004

Wild Mushroom and Madeira

30.5cm x 38cm 8 colour inkjet print on 310 gsm satin photo rag paper

Edition of 45

Signed and numbered with a fake Banksy signature on the front and authenticated by the real artists on the back.
Price: £25.00





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F**K THE PIGS
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F**K THE PIGS

Ref: NB001


Price: £35.00

40cm x 30cm ORIGINAL stencil SPRAY PAINT on POUND SHOP canvas.

Edition of an unknown quantity of which ONLY 20 were ever completed

NOT signed or numbered by STOT21stCplanB on the the back

F**K THE FILTHY PIGS
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F**K THE FILTHY PIGS

Ref: NB002


Price: £35.00

40cm x 30cm ORIGINAL stencil SPRAY PAINT on POUND SHOP canvas.

Edition of an unknown quantity of which ONLY 20 were ever completed

NOT signed or numbered by STOT21stCplanB on the the back

DOWN WITH THE F**KING FILTHY PIGS
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DOWN WITH THE F**KING FILTHY PIGS

Ref: NB003


Price: £35.00

40cm x 30cm ORIGINAL stencil SPRAY PAINT on POUND SHOP canvas.

Edition of an unknown quantity of which ONLY 20 were ever completed

NOT signed or numbered by STOT21stCplanB

Interesting Archive...

THE BANKSY COLLECTION

Once upon a time there were a couple of poor artists who couldn't afford to make any art. One night they left out a blank canvas in their studio and in the early hours of the morning, in the dead of night, a little naked Banksy sneaked in and sprayed a stencil painting on it. The next morning the poor artists were delighted with the fine work and sold it. With the money they bought some more blank canvases and again left them out in their studio overnight. Once more the little naked Banksy sneaked in and painted fine artworks on them all. The next day the poor artists sold most of the canvases, but kept a few back for their collection, and spent all the money on even more canvases that they left out for Banksy to paint. This carried on for nearly a month until the poor artists were rich and had a fine collection of original art. One night they decided they should reward the little naked Banksy for all his hard work and left out a little suit of clothes for him instead of canvas. That night when the little Banksy sneaked in with his spray paint and stencils he was overjoyed to find the little suit of clothes. He quickly put them on, leaped around with joy, and ran off into the night never to return.

The End

These little paintings are all spray paint stencils on pound shop canvas, come in editions as small as 10,000 and are all original works by STOT21stCplanB.

We Will Overcome
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We Will Overcome

Ref: 482

10" x 8" spray paint on canvas. Edition of 10,000 of which only 10 were ever completed. Signed and numbered on the back by the artists.

Check it Out
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Check it Out

Ref: 484

10" x 8" spray paint on canvas board. Edition of 10,500 of which only 10 were completed. Signed and numbered on the back by the artists.

Bunny With Carrot
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Bunny With Carrot

Ref: 485

12" x 10" spray paint on canvas. Edition of 20,000 of which only 13 were ever completed. Signed, titled and numbered on the back by the artists. You're probably thinking we're stretching the joke a bit thin now... which we are.

Bunny Without Carrot
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Bunny Without Carrot

Ref: 486

12" x 10" spray paint on canvas. Edition of 20,000 of which only 13 were ever completed. Signed, titled and numbered on the back by the artists. You might also be wondering how many more of these we will do.

Carrot Without Bunny
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Carrot Without Bunny

Ref: 488


Price: £35.00

12" x 10" spray paint on canvas. Edition of 20,000 of which only 12 were ever completed. Signed, titled and numbered on the back by the artists. The answer is... We'll keep making them as long as you keep buying them.

D**KS
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D**KS

Ref: 491


Price: £35.00

12" x 10" spray paint on canvas. Edition of 11,000 of which only 11 were ever completed. Signed, titled and numbered on the back by the artsts.

Chicken & C***KS
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Chicken & C***KS

Ref: 608


Price: £35.00

10" x 8" spray paint on canvas board. Edition of 12,500 of which only 13 were ever completed. Signed, titled and numbered on the back by the artsts.

More Please....
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More Please....

Ref: 616


Price: £35.00

12" x 10" spray paint on canvas. Edition of 15,000 of which only 25 were ever completed. Signed, titled and numbered on the back by the artsts.

Getting Away With It (10)
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Getting Away With It (10)

Ref: 473


Price: £35.00

20" x 16" spray paint on canvas. Edition of 20,000 of which only 6 were ever completed. Signed, titled and numbered on the back by the artists. TEN TASTY CARROTS growing in a patch... Along came a B**NY... And a carrot he did snatch...

Getting Away With It (9)
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Getting Away With It (9)

Ref: 481


Price: £5.00

20" x 16" spray paint on canvas. Edition of 20,000 of which only 3 were ever completed. Signed, titled and numbered on the back by the artists. Nine tasty carrots... Left in the ground to grow... Though, for how much longer... We may never know.

Getting Away With It (8)
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Getting Away With It (8)

Ref: 480


Price: £35.00

20" x 16" spray paint on canvas. Edition of 20,000 of which only 2 were ever completed. Signed, titled and numbered on the back by the artists. Eight tasty carrots... Left in the ground to grow... Though, for how much longer... We may never know.

Getting Away With It (7)
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Getting Away With It (7)

Ref: 479


Price: £35.00

20" x 16" spray paint on canvas. Edition of 20,000 of which only 1 was ever completed. Signed, titled and numbered on the back by the artists. Seven tasty carrots... Left in the ground to grow... Though, for how much longer... We may never know.

Getting Away With It (6)
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Getting Away With It (6)

Ref: 478


Price: £35.00

20" x 16" spray paint on canvas. Edition of 20,000 of which only 3 were ever completed. Signed, titled and numbered on the back by the artists. Six tasty carrots... Left in the ground to grow... Though, for how much longer... We may never know.

Getting Away With It (5)
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Getting Away With It (5)

Ref: 477


Price: £35.00

20" x 16" spray paint on canvas. Edition of 20,000 of which only 1 was ever completed. Signed, titled and numbered on the back by the artists. Five tasty carrots... Left in the ground to grow... Though, for how much longer... We may never know.

Getting Away With It (4)
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Getting Away With It (4)

Ref: 476


Price: £35.00

20" x 16" spray paint on canvas. Edition of 20,000 of which only 3 were ever completed. Signed, titled and numbered on the back by the artists. Four tasty carrots... Left in the ground to grow... Though, for how much longer... We may never know.

Getting Away With It (3)
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Getting Away With It (3)

Ref: 475


Price: £35.00

20" x 16" spray paint on canvas. Edition of 20,000 of which only 1 was ever completed. Signed, titled and numbered on the back by the artists. Three tasty carrots... Left in the ground to grow... Though, for how much longer... We may never know.

Getting Away With It (2)
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Getting Away With It (2)

Ref: 474


Price: £35.00

20" x 16" spray paint on canvas. Edition of 20,000 of which only 2 were ever completed. Signed, titled and numbered on the back by the artists. Two tasty carrots... Left in the ground to grow... Though, for how much longer... We may never know.

Getting Away With It (1)
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Getting Away With It (1)

Ref: 472


Price: £35.00

20" x 16" spray paint on canvas. Edition of 20,000 of which only 2 were ever completed. Signed, titled and numbered on the back by the artists. One tasty carrot... Left in the ground to grow... Though, for how much longer... We may never know.

Getting Away With It (not)
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Getting Away With It (not)

Ref: 618


Price: £35.00

20" x 16" spray paint on canvas. Edition of 20,000 of which only 7 were ever completed. Signed, titled and numbered on the back by the artists. No tasty carrots... Left in the ground to grow... Di dum di dum di da da... Da dum di dum di doh!

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