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Special Offer PRINT 2 - God Save the Queen

Special Offer PRINT 2  - God Save the Queen

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SIGNING EVENT SPECIAL

SIGNING EVENT SPECIAL

£100.00

TWO PRINTS FOR ONE

These prints are being offered especially for Jamie's signing event on the 13th September.


Print 1
is derived from one of Jamie's stunning glass pieces currently on exhibition at our gallery.

Print 2 is the classic God Save the Queen design taken from a very recent scan of the original collage.

Both will be signed by Jamie. If you want to have one or both dedicated to someone please buy the prints as normal and then send an e-mail to mollie@theaquariumonline.co.uk with you order number and dedication request.

The prints are 42cm x 30.5 cm on 315 gsm enhanced matt paper.

Edition of 100 numbered and signed by the artist.

Only 40 are available to buy on-line. The other 60 will be available at the aquarium on the 13th September.


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Crockery

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STOT21stCplanB have no formal training in the art of ceramics.

Here are some teapots, jugs and cups & saucers hand decorated by the actual artists.

Fuck You Gift PlateFuck You Gift Plate Ref: PC002
11" Dinner Plate.
Totally original.


Price: £50.00





SOLD
Millenium Death Wheel Commemorative Tea PotMillenium Death Wheel Commemorative Tea Pot Ref: PC007
A four cupper

Nothing else comes close!
Price: £65.00





SOLD
Controllers of Life Flower VaseControllers of Life Flower Vase Ref: PC005
14" Meaningful flower vase

The vase of all vases.
Price: £250.00





SOLD
Making a Meal of It Dinner PlateMaking a Meal of It Dinner Plate Ref: PC001
11" Dinner Plate.
The only one.


Price: £50.00





SOLD
fear everything vasefear everything vase Ref: PC016
small 7" vase

unique, one off, hand crafted original
Price: £45.00





SOLD
Milking It Milk JugMilking It Milk Jug Ref: PC003
3.5" diameter 4" high milk jug

There are a couple more jugs similar to this but nothing quite like this one. Classic!


Price: £30.00





SOLD
Pissed on by God Table LampPissed on by God Table Lamp Ref: PC009
or Drowning in a Sea of Love?

STOT21stCplanB bringing light to a dark table

14" Table lamp with brass fittings.
Price: £350.00





SOLD
Shallow PlatterShallow Platter Ref: PC004
17" x 7" Serving Platter

The old ways are best. A stunning one off piece.


Price: £50.00





SOLD
Commemorative Plate for the Tate Institute for the Mentally Useless and Hospital of DeathCommemorative Plate for the Tate Institute for the Mentally Useless and Hospital of Death Ref: PC013
Save the Art - Let the Birds and Beasts Die 7" side plate

There's another plate a bit like this but not quite as clear and probably not as good. This is the only one like this.
Price: £35.00





SOLD
A Nice Cup of Terror (The Birds) A Nice Cup of Terror (The Birds) Ref: STOT NCOTTB Tcup
Hand painted teacup.

Posted pieces will be excessively wrapped and boxed.


Price: £40.00





SOLD
Victory MugVictory Mug Ref: PC014
We Won We Won We Won


Price: £40.00





SOLD
milking it, a little jugmilking it, a little jug Ref: PC031
small yet perfectly formed jug

these guys make it look so easy

edition of one unique work
Price: £35.00





SOLD
Peace & Love Platter - For Display OnlyPeace & Love Platter - For Display Only Ref: PC006
17" x 7" Serving Platter

Nothing else quite like it

Price: £50.00





SOLD
i am you mugi am you mug Ref: PC017
mug

unique, one off, hand crafted orginal
Price: £35.00





SOLD
thieves liars cheats lampthieves liars cheats lamp Ref: PC038

Price: £150.00





SOLD
peace potpeace pot Ref: PC039
four cuppa

Peace? No F**king Chance

Price: £65.00





SOLD
controllers of life lampcontrollers of life lamp Ref: PC040
and dealers in death

masterly!
Price: £150.00



Destroyer Gravy BoatDestroyer Gravy Boat Ref: PC010
A unique piece. The first and probably last great gravy boat by these artists.


Price: £40.00





SOLD
Ghastly Spieces Dinner PlateGhastly Spieces Dinner Plate Ref: PC011
11" Dinner Plate

The only time this has ever been done

SALE ITEM: Was £50.00
Price: £20.00



stinking flowersstinking flowers Ref: PC023
flower vase

original hand crafted original
Price: £85.00





SOLD
CHEATEDCHEATED Ref: PC012
11" Dinner Plate

Very original
Price: £50.00





SOLD
little shit potlittle shit pot Ref: PC015
A two cupper

unique and beautifully hand crafted piece
Price: £45.00





SOLD
make it stop mugmake it stop mug Ref: PC018
mug

one off, unique, hand crafted original
Price: £35.00





SOLD
loves lost jugloves lost jug Ref: PC019
7 inches of jug

meticulously hand crafted, one off original
Price: £85.00





SOLD
commemorative tate bowlcommemorative tate bowl Ref: PC020
big bowl

one off bowl, painted by two master craftsmen
Price: £145.00





SOLD
sweet taste jugsweet taste jug Ref: PC021
small jug

from now on you will be known only for the resonance of your solitude and the quality of you despair

spendidly hand painted jug
Price: £45.00





SOLD
futility bowlfutility bowl Ref: PC022
medium bowl

one off piece of hand crafted artistry


Price: £45.00





SOLD
the loving cupthe loving cup Ref: PC024
mug

hand painted by the actual artists
Price: £35.00





SOLD
victory against naturevictory against nature Ref: PC025
four cuppa

painted with love by the artists themselves

Price: £65.00





SOLD
bright future teapotbright future teapot Ref: PC026
four cuppa

splendid
Price: £65.00



A genius teapotA genius teapot Ref: PC027
two cuppa

marvellous
Price: £45.00





SOLD
bad bird jugbad bird jug Ref: PC028
cream jug

very cleverly painted one off original
Price: £45.00





SOLD
Heaven hell plateHeaven hell plate Ref: PC029
dinner plate

intricate and yet loose
Price: £65.00





SOLD
man and treeman and tree Ref: PC030
side plate

a little beauty
Price: £45.00





SOLD
rivers of mudrivers of mud Ref: PC032
a commemorative four cuppa teapot

click on image to see the other side


mainly brown
Price: £65.00





SOLD
potters of vision and truth platepotters of vision and truth plate Ref: PC033
dinner plate

lyrical dirge
Price: £65.00





SOLD
wash away the filthwash away the filth Ref: PC034
medium sized vase or large mug without a handle
Price: £45.00





SOLD
the end platethe end plate Ref: PC035
side plate

a fine signature piece
Price: £35.00





SOLD
sitting in a puddle as big as the seasitting in a puddle as big as the sea Ref: PC036
big lyrical fruit bowl

will hold one large melon or perhaps two small melons
Price: £95.00





SOLD
the return of the death wheelthe return of the death wheel Ref: PC037
A four cuppa teapot

colourists of the twenty first century

SALE ITEM: Was £65.00

click on image to see other side
Price: £30.00





SOLD
we're fucked platewe're fucked plate Ref: PC042
gift plate

authentic hand crafted original
Price: £50.00





SOLD
final breathfinal breath Ref: PC044
The final breath of the last man on the highest peak

possibly the worst piece of ceramic we've ever created


Price: £20.00





SOLD
no soul to save potno soul to save pot Ref: PC045
they have no soul to save nor body to incarceratel four cuppa teapot

click image to see reverse side

SALE ITEM: Was £65.00


Price: £30.00



we want you to live platewe want you to live plate Ref: PC046
dinner plate

yet another plate
Price: £65.00





SOLD
live the dream lamplive the dream lamp Ref: PC047
bringing light to a dark table

A hand tinted beauty

Price: £350.00



a lyrical side platea lyrical side plate Ref: PC048

just when you think you've got it made and your soul will be saved.
just when you think you've got it made, i take your life

Price: £35.00





SOLD
I got a mighty curiousity plateI got a mighty curiousity plate Ref: PC049
A dinner plate

nice pinks
Price: £65.00





SOLD
man in tree IIman in tree II Ref: PC043
side plate

nice colours
Price: £35.00





SOLD
Broken Little Sex Pot (We Broke It 2 Cuppa)
SOLD

Broken Little Sex Pot (We Broke It 2 Cuppa)

Ref: STOT BLSP Tpot


Price: £40.00

Hand painted teapot.

Posted pieces will be excessively wrapped and boxed.

The Filth
SOLD

The Filth

Ref: STOT TF Vase


Price: £95.00

Hand painted vase.

Posted pieces will be excessively wrapped and boxed.

Tough Love
SOLD

Tough Love

Ref: STOT TL Vase


Price: £95.00

Hand painted vase.

Posted pieces will be excessively wrapped and boxed.

Canary Wharf and a Bad Joke (making a meal of it dinner plate)
SOLD

Canary Wharf and a Bad Joke (making a meal of it dinner plate)

Ref: STOT CW Plate


Price: £65.00

Hand painted plate.

Posted pieces will be excessively wrapped and boxed.



The Unbelievable Truth Plate
SOLD

The Unbelievable Truth Plate

Ref: STOT UT Plate


Price: £65.00

Hand painted plate.

Posted pieces will be excessively wrapped and boxed.


Dirty Sex Pot
SOLD

Dirty Sex Pot

Ref: STOT HDSP Tpot


Price: £85.00

Hand painted teapot.

Posted pieces will be excessively wrapped and boxed.



Like a God I Hate All Things Teacup
SOLD

Like a God I Hate All Things Teacup

Ref: STOT LAGIHAT Tcup


Price: £50.00

Hand painted teacup.

Posted pieces will be excessively wrapped and boxed.



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